Freaky Foods part 63

This is fantastic. A combined deep frozen pepperoni pizza and chocolate pudding dinner. All for just 1 dollar! AND the pepperoni is fat reduced. I wonder if the target group really cares about that. If they did they would probably go for chocolate pudding free pizza instead...

A text badge on the package says "Child hunger ends here". I guess it's for a good benefit cause but it just seems a little ironic that child hunger would end with reduced fat pepperoni pizza and chocolate pudding...

Freaky Foods part 62

This is your chance to feel special! When you get your octopus craving - don't just go for any ghetto octopus out there. Get the fancy one. Does this come dressed up with a tie maybe?

Freaky Foods part 61

Peanut butter and jelly chocolate bar!!

Freaky Foods part 60

Beer bread! Cheers! Cable Guy says you gotta try it.

Freaky Foods part 59

Introducing Bad Byrons BUTT RUB!

Freaky Foods part 58

This is something special - flavored apples! They come in 3 different flavors (Bubble Gum, Tropical Blast and Pomegranate Grape). So if you feel like eating something different than an apple but still eat an apple... well, congratulations! 

Apparently this "apple" is 100% naturally flavored, non GMO and doesn't contain any added sugars or preservatives. The producers are being pretty secretive about how they make this work but promise that it's all natural and that the flavors are all on the inside (not poked, prodded, pierced or punctured)... I personally prefer apple flavor in my apple but kudos for not producing this with artificial crap! Yay Crazy Apples!

 

Available at Country Mart, Branson

 (www.crazyapples.com)

Freaky Foods part 57

Swedish favorite combo "kaffe & kanelbulle" in a slightly different shape.... Cinnamon bun flavored coffee creamer! It's like throwing your pastry straight into your coffee! How convenient!

Freaky Foods part 56

A lot of non-Americans get a little flavor confused the first time they try root beer. Maybe disguising it as liquor would help us to embrace it? Presenting Root Beer Float Vodka!

Freaky Foods part 55

Have some marshmallows in your breakfast cereal! Fruitly shaped! That should save the day. Maybe put some ice cream in there as well while you're at it?

Freaky Foods part 54

What more could you wish for in a man? Chocolate made and stylishly dressed. Happy Valentine's people!

Freaky Foods part 53

Peanut butter VODKA. Really?

Bibiya - healthy fresh Korean kitchen

Surprise surprise, the Midwest has little gems hidden in its pile of "we-deep-fry-everything-and-sprinkle-bacon-on-top-restaurants"! Bibiya healthy fresh kitchen on 4121 S. Fremont Ave in Springfield, MO is proof of that! Great food, great service, great place.

Healthy, fresh and delicious

 Bibimbap menu

Our tasty Bibimbap + crusted tofu steak with shiitake mushrooms

Freaky Foods part 52

Want a quick and easy method to make your milk unhealthy and filled with sugar? Now there's a way with these "magic" milk flavoring straws (http://www.magicstraws.com/). Yay.

           

                           

Freaky Foods part 51

Bacon Chocolate Chip Cookie Ice Cream Sandwich! Try saying that 3 times in a row....

Flying in the sky - paraplane adventure

I went flying in a paraplane the other day! See video proof below! I never even knew a thing like that existed. It's basically looks like a flying motor driven "bike" with a parachute. Thanks to pilot Michael Haygood, (a.k.a Mr shortbus driver) for the experience! Alternative transportation seems to be the theme for this week.

As you can see, I was very calm and trusting....

It's me up there!

Going up!

Coming down!

Pub crawl in a shortbus

Went for a pub crawl with good friends last weekend. What better way is there to get around Branson town than in a SHORTBUS? Our dear Michael Haygood definitely drives the sweetest ride in town.

Mr Michael Shortbus Haygood in action

Blurry excitement #1

Blurry excitement #2

Morning after #1: Mr Horsie + bus in our front yard

Morning after #2: The party mansion at peace again

Morning after #3: In need of C.O.F.F.E.E

Freaky foods part 50

Monster Cookie!!! Available at Country Mart.

Freaky foods part 49

Different kinds of mint water. I don't get it. Peppermint water? I guess you could fill your toothbrush mug instead...

Freaky foods part 48

This is a good one. ALCOHOL infused WHIPPED CREAM! Also, it comes in cherry and raspberry flavor. Wow. Probably the best way in the world to get drunk and fat with a touch of artificial flavoring at the same time.

Freaky foods part 47

Adult chocolate milk. Pretend you're an intoxicated 10-year old!